i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize