I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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