omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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