i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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