The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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