Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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