similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You made out with two different species that night
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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