Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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