should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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