oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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