Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
