i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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