just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
