he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
this will be a night to untag.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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