So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
