Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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