At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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