i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
