yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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