wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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