ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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