kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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