Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
North Korea, Best Korea!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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