also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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