What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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