i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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