Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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