what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My liver just had a heart attack.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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