Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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