We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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