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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it

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(770): View more from Georgia

she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho

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(705): View more from Ontario

You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".

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(205): View more from Alabama

She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?

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(949): View more from California

Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!

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I'm not seeing this movie with you.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...

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