I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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