You're a womanizer and a bitch.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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