so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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