she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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