I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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