Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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