i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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