just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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