dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Who died my cat blue again?
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