doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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