So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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