wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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