Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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