lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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