Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize