just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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