i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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