i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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