For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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