I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
organizing the empties. That sober.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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