If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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