roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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