I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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