he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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