hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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