I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
PANTIES FOUND
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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