The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
where are my eyebrows?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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