what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
